Thursday, December 17, 2009

What's The Problem? Kids Do This Stuff All The Time

Before watching this video wrap duck tape around your head to prevent it FROM EXPLODING!!!!

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I don't even know where to start:
  1. First - Hey Mom holding that pillow or blanket or whatever it is over your mid-section doesn't hide the fact you have a weight problem. Moron!
  2. "[My] Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped." - My biggest concern is that YOU are a moron and has custody of a child!
  3. "He runs away trying to find his father. He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is." - SHOCKER!
  4. Speaking of the beer the child got a hold of, "He got it out of my father's cooler in the back and how he got it open I don't understand because it was one of those tab beers." - Yes those "tab beers" are so mentally challenging for us we're not sure HOW a 4 year old could figure it out! He must be like super-freaky smart.
  5. "Going to the neighbor's house and taking their presents, very embarrassing," - Embarrassing for who? MORON!!!
  6. "Kids do things like this and it's out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake," - WHAT?!! Kids do things like this?! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

And if that's not bad enough, I read that Child Protective Services is going to let her keep the kid. What does it take? Let's see:
  • Mom is a moron (opening a "tab" beer is like on the order of completing a Rubik cube)- check
  • Dad likes drinking in the streets and is well known to do so by his kid - check
  • Dad's now in jail - check
  • Mom's father leaves unsupervised beer in cooler out back that is easily assessable by children - check
  • Child skilled at disarming safety devices on door knobs - check
  • Home not secure enough at 2:00 am to prevent a child from getting out into the streets - check
  • Child is known to want to get into trouble, drinks alcohol, is adept at breaking and entering, theft and enjoys a little cross dressing - check
  • Mom is too stupid to know that this not only really dangerous behavior, but seems to not even understand it is ALL HER FAULT. CHECK!!!

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